Hospital world is getting a little more crowded and a lot more strange.
New arrivals include Consuela Bananahammock (Lola's buddy), Redneck Never Come to Work Guy, Shelby Earls, Cherry Bomb, and the UnaCrapper.
Sharky's long awaited arrival at the hospital has finally happened and despite a positive pregnancy tests he's jumping right in, already investigating an undercover bucketheadCFO web site and the smell coming from the ass of a man's mamma. With a little help from the 10 rules of management he got in the Gung Ho my ass book, I'm sure he'll do a great job. Or at least an adequate job. Which at this place is great by comparison. Everything is relative.
Buckethead's been using Marathon bars to bribe a teenage patient in the roof to crap in Mean girls office, hoping no one notices she has no shoes on, being stalked via email with disturbing pix of midgets, and almost blinded in one eye by one of Jane's mandatory safety programs. (Now that's ironic, isn't it). She's been a little unmotivated until God piped up this weekend and (via a fortune cookie left in a plate of hardened bits of fried rice left over from the night before), 'splained to her she needed to get with Sharky and Jane to get some bidness going.
Jane's promoted Lola to a management position although know one understands over what. And had all her employees sprayed (blinded?) for putting their foots in their mouths. (That'll teach em.)
Russell Luvmussell is venturing out his cozy little perch at the top of evil mountain and visiting the hospital for an audit. But seems like all he wants to audit is Lola Poindexter.
A few people continue to be mysteriously absent, including HR chick and the Large Red Eared Guy . . . Hmmmm.
Rumors continue to run rampant. Supposedly a new DON is going to be joining hospital world, and Jane's heard from her FBI contact that things are so bad a consultant may have to be hired.
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