Update Week 2: Monday

Looks like it's going to be a busy week, we've already got two new arrivals that have shown up in hospital world and more to come later in the week.

Check out the two new guys: Rockin' Russel Luvmussell and Jason "The Waz" Wazerman.

Also welcome the two new Stacey's, Consuela, and Cindy Gripes who haven't told us about themselves yet but should be up and running by week's end. I hear that some of Rockin' Russel Luvmussell's friends are on their way as well and I can't wait.

Not much else going on. Jane's got some ISSUES with the coke machine that she wants the FBI to jump on right away. And looks like Sharky will be working as soon as he finishes clearing up any outstanding questions about his urine with HR chick.

PS: Don't forget the comments section, it's a quick way for the peeps in hospital world to talk to each other. Some have already posted comments so check them out (they're easy to miss so you've got to remember to look for them).

Update: Week 1

Well our friends in hospital world are just getting started with sharing their stories, but things are already moving right along:

Jane, our former Russian mobster is settling in her CEO role, but already planning on starting something a little more interesting on the side with her friend buckethead.

Our FBI agent is getting restless in his job -- turns out placing criminals in the Federal Witness Protection Program into hospital CEO jobs is not really what he had in mind when he joined the FBI.

Sharky is recovering from his hangover looking future employment straight in the eye. Now that he's purchased some good urine it's only a matter of time before his drifter's days come to an end.

Charlene Crabass's violence is escalating and if our FBI agent knew what she had planned for her husband he might be a little more excited about dealing with these hospital people.

Lola's career as an exotic dancer seems that it could lead to some more interesting work when Jane see's her working and decides to make quite an indecent proposal to young Lola. And as we all know where Lola goes, Consuela is sure to follow . . . probably singing some dumbass television songs along the way (see the link on Lola's page).

And buckethead? Buckethead's just balancing on that big round ball and chatting with her imaginary friend Alex. Buckethead needs to get off her ass and tell us what's going on over there but all she does is whine about how she's working hard setting up all this web site stuff! Maybe next week . . .

And there are still some characters out there that are on their way to Hospital World but just haven't arrived yet . . . Get on the ball people!

All in due time . . . it's only the beginning.

New Contest! Here's how to play

HOSPITAL WORLD
The first ever imaginary sitcom

Your mission, should you choose to accept it . . .

PART ONE:

Make up a character name for yourself (or your imaginary friend) and write a one paragraph description of the character. Longer if you want.

Email it to me or post it here and I will then send out the list of all characters. Remember if you don’t choose to play someone might just write in your character FOR YOU. Maybe with some unappealing traits or disfiguring diseases.

For example, at least one of you would probably be upset if a character named Devin Shannons appeared on the list with a really high voice because he lost an important body part in some Tim Allen like electrical accident in the boiler room while trying to trap a rat that was running loose. See how it works?!?!

PART TWO:

This is where it gets interesting. Whoever wants to contribute writes sitcom like scenes with our characters to share with the group. Remember our imaginary sitcom is set in a hospital but not all action has to take place there. No rules, but we need to try not to kill off too many people.